Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Mortal Kombat. Then and Now.

            Maybe parents will remember the Mortal Kombat game found in arcades and on their Sega Genesis. Terrible graphics, over the top characters, ridiculous finisher moves with neon red “blood” effects.

            After nine iterations the game hasn’t really changed. But the graphics and gaming platforms have. Now instead of playing as a poorly rendered cyborg fighting a ninja girl, the gamer will play as a semi-realistic scantily clad ninja woman who is quite busy dismembering her opponent.

           The blood effects haven’t gone away but they certainly appear more real. The over the top characters are numerous and some are even disturbing. And the female characters are depicted with, um... generous proportions and little clothing.

            And if you recall the over the top but comical end moves (FINISH HIM!) I want to warn you they are back. But instead of being amusing these moves are beyond violent and gory. Tearing a character literally to pieces and then stabbing him repeatedly, tossing a character into an acid lake and then holding him under in full detail, or dragging a woman over a buzzing saw so she’s cut in half vertically are just a few examples of the gore in this game.

            These are just a few of the gruesome and disturbing finishing moves the player gets access to. I cannot recommend this game to any parents of gamers and even adults should be concerned about putting this much gore and violence into their heads.

            The game is rated Mature (17+) for Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Partial Nudity, and Strong Language.

            Parent Gamer Recommends: If you’re looking for a good fast paced fighting game I would recommend Street Fighter IV or Soul Caliber V. Both fun fighting games, both rated Teen.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

So, what is Minecraft?

                Minecraft is an immense open world game where players explore and mine a purposefully pixelated environment to build structures, fight monsters, and craft tools. It is highly addicting and immensely entertaining with a surprising amount of creativity. Minecraft is rated for Everyone 10 and older for Fantasy Violence.

                Let’s discuss the Violence. This game has absolutely no blood or gore and the violence level is quite tame. Players can make weapons such as swords and bows to kill each other or animals such as cows, wolves, and chickens. The game is not particularly violent however. In fact, it’s one game I actually recommend parents buy their kids. The player starts in the middle of a randomly generated world with nothing in their inventory and no instructions.

                The player is forced to figure out how to survive the nights against hostile creatures. Blocky Zombies, Skeletons, and Spiders come out at night and attack the player. By mining for supplies and building materials the player can build shelters and tools. With literally no direction on what kind of safe-house to build, kids are forced to be creative and as they play they’ll figure out how to make structures more functional and even start to impress you with what they can build. 

                The game also offers a Creative mode. Where the player is given unlimited resources and cannot die. This mode allows the player to create huge, elaborate structures without danger. One could relate this with playing with Legos or blocks but on an immense scale. You can even turn off the monsters completely and let very, very young kids play.

                Another thing I should mention is the variety of platforms Minecraft is available on such as the Pocket Edition, available for tablets such as the iPad or Kindle device. Simple and portable, this is the smallest version with few features, Wi-Fi only multiplayer, and small worlds. It is also available for the Xbox 360 Edition, boasting bigger worlds, more items, voice chat, and the ability to play with friends either split screen or over Xbox Live. And lastly the PC Version, the original release with almost endlessly large worlds, tons of items, possible modifications, and epicly large multiplayer worlds.

                The only real dangers of Minecraft come from playing online and the language you might hear from other gamers. In the Xbox 360 version, players can speak with one another via voice chat, though they have to already be Xbox Live friends or friends of friends to join the player’s game.

                In the PC version, there is no voice chat but there is in-game text chat. There is also the possibility to modify the game to allow Minecraft to play other game types. For example there are people who've created a full capture the flag game where players kill each other. Although the graphics remain the same blocky pixels and there is never blood or gore.

                Creative, fun, and quite clean, Minecraft is a great game. I would recommend this game for any Parents of Gamers.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

The Last of Us. Survial horror at it's best. And worst.

       The Last of Us is being hailed as the very best of the best for Survival Horror fans. It’s rated Mature (M) for Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Sexual Themes, and Strong language, but these barely scratch the surface of what is in this game.

            The Last of Us puts the player in the shoes of Joel and Ellie, survivors in a post-apocalyptic world where Zombie-like creatures have infected a portion of the population. Not only do you fight these scary “Zombies,” the game also pits you against tons of desperate and ruthless humans. It’s gritty, brutal, disturbing, and violent. Plenty of weapons such as guns, spiked bats, steel pipes, knives, and even fists are used frequently and there are a number of disturbing things to see both in cut-scenes and gameplay.

            The Blood, Gore, and Violence levels in this game are high with excessive splatter effects and occasional dismemberment or beheading. And whenever the player is killed the game portrays a short, but grisly death animation. Often, losing throats to zombies or being stabbed by humans. In one scene you see cannibalistic humans chopping up another human for meat. In another scene a character tortures and kills several men slowly. Very graphic.

            The game does not stop there. Characters are often executed without warning or pity. In one cut-scene, we see a very young girl get shot and then watch her die. In another a young boy gets infected, is shot, and then his brother commits suicide. In fact, as you go through the game there are a number of implied suicides found in houses, occasionally mentioning children.

            The disturbing content is high and the brutality does not seem to stop. The language is terrible with F-bombs and other curses shouted almost non-stop. The sexual themes however are brief. The character Ellie, who is only 14, finds a dirty magazine and talks about it briefly. Later in the game another character implies that he’d like to “get close” to Ellie but talking about it is as far as the Sexual themes go.

            Overall I would say this game set out to create a disturbing, gritty, and violent take on a post-apocalyptic world and did a fantastic job. But that being said it is an incredibly Adult title. Children being killed, Excessive Gore, Disturbing Images, Strong Language, and Nonstop violence are what make up the gameplay for this title. I wouldn't recommend the Last of Us for anyone under the age of 18.

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Portal 2. For Science!

Portal 2 is a first person Puzzle-Platformer game where the player assumes the role of Chell, a woman trapped in a rundown scientific testing center called Aperture Science. Chell is “being tested” by being forced to solve a number of physical puzzles using a Portal gun, a device which allows the player to create transportation doors. The player has two portal colors. She “shoots” a blue door on one wall and an orange door on another wall. The player can then step through the blue door and come out the orange door. The player has to choose where to place the different doors in order to solve each puzzle. 

The puzzles are challenging without being impossible. They teach problem solving and some physics. The dialog in the game is quite humorous as well. At times I would stop before completing a level just to hear what the characters may say. It’s fun, entertaining, and clean. Though there are a few things you should know about.

            The game is rated everyone ages 10 years and older for Fantasy Violence and Mild Language. The violence level is not high in this game. In fact, aside from the occasional robotic turret and the end boss who is a computer, the player cannot harm anyone. Mostly the “Fantasy Violence” comes from what can happen to the player herself.

            Machinegun Turrets, poisonous gasses, toxic water, long falls and large crush-plates make up the dangers. If the player falls into these traps she will be quickly sent back a check point. The game does not show the character die, instead the screen will either fade to grey (in a fall) or tint red (when shot or smashed) and then the player will be unable to move, indicating a death. As far as violence goes, Portal 2 is quite tame.

            The language isn’t bad either. Just the occasional use of Damn or Hell come into play. And even then, it’s very rare. The dialog is truly what makes the game interesting and funny, though sometimes the villain (Glados) is very cruel. For example, after the player has completed one particular test, Glados comments that Chell is “…A horrible person. Strange. We weren’t even testing for that…”

            I would recommend this game for any kids old enough to understand sarcasm. However, there are also a number of times when Glados tries to taunt Chell by saying that she was adopted, which Glados relates to being abandoned by her parents. So parents will have to decide if this joking would be understood properly by their children. Beyond the cutting humor, I think this game can be fun and educational for kids.

            There is also a co-operative mode which allows two players to work together to try the same types of puzzles. This is even “safer” play since there is no Glados, and the players play as robots: P-body and Atlas. Because both players are robots, if they are destroyed, they just re-appear new and unscathed.

            Portal 2 is fun and entertaining. I would thoroughly recommend this title to any parent of gamers. Fun gameplay, challenging puzzles, interesting story, cooperative play, and a pretty kid-friendly play environment make this game a definite buy.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Who hasn't heard about Grand Theft Auto IV?

Grand Theft Auto IV or GTA 4 may be one of the worst possible games for young audiences. At first glance it doesn't appear to be too bad. Some guy wandering the streets stealing cars and running from the police. I mean, everyone has played a GTA game at some point. Right?

     But let's look a little closer shall we? A disgruntled ex-soldier, Nico, from an unnamed Eastern European country comes to America in search of fortune and revenge. The game begins with no menu or options screen. Instead it opens with an immediate cut scene of two characters in a very, very sexual act. Not for kids.

    Sex and nudity are prevalent throughout most of the game. The player can visit one of several in-game strip clubs at any time. There is also a feature where the main character can hire a prostitute. This will raise the player's health briefly. There is a short animation of a rocking car and then the prostitute exits the vehicle. The gamer is then encouraged to kill the prostitute and get his money back immediately. Not for Kids.

     Next, while there is limited blood and no gore, it is an incredibly violent game bordering on the absurd. Very few games allow the player to beat old ladies with baseball bats, steal cars, hold civilians hostage, execute said hostage, shoot police, soldiers, and civilians in such high quantities. And I can't think of anyone mentally secure enough to play a game where you can literally murder anyone at will with little-to-no consequences. Not For Kids.

     Finally there is the language. This game is so foul I want to find the developers and voice actors and wash their mouths out with soap. I couldn't imagine more filth coming from so few characters. F-bombs are constant, and I doubt you can go a full five minutes in the story without hearing it again. Aside from the constant curses, some of the characters are so vulgar it's uncomfortable and actually ties back into the sexual themes I mentioned earlier. The rude, boorish, and vulgar dialog is so bad that I cannot express how Not For Kids it is.

     This game is so incredibly full of Mature themes I wouldn't recommend it for anyone save the most mentally sound adults. And even then, I would not promote it. It's rated M for Mature due to Blood, Intense Violence, Partial Nudity, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, and Use of Drugs and Alcohol. I wish it came with a big WARNING label that read: "NOT FOR KIDS. EVER!" 

     I think you get my point.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Lets talk about Call Of Duty: Black Ops II

     The most common thing I hear kids say to their parents when discussing a questionable game such as Gears of War or Dead Space is "But Mom, it's just like Call of Duty!"

     But the question I want to ask: Do parents really know what Call of Duty: Black Ops II is?

     A First Person Shooter (FPS) taking place in a fictional future and several missions in the 70s. The game often portrays excessively disturbing situations, for example a main character is forced to unwittingly kill his best friend.

     I cannot express enough, Not For Children. This game is filled with Foul Language, Blood, Gore, and Disturbing Scenes. The single player campaign has characters being tortured and murdered slowly in multiple levels. It also displays plenty of blood splatters and in one level lots of beheading and dismemberment in slow motion. In another level two characters lose their kneecaps to a shotgun at close range and then one is murdered. And every level is rife with F-Bombs and other curses.

     The popular Zombie mode is quite similar. Shooting zombies in the head will cause them to explode or come off completely in a shower of blood. There are similar effects when shooting legs or arms of the zombies as well. And the playable characters emit plenty of foul language as well.

     Finally the multiplayer. Probably the most well-known part of Black Ops II. And of all three options multiplayer is probably the tamest, violence wise. Characters spray blood and leave bloody marks when shot but there is no gore. In-game language is non-existent but the online voice chat, the ability to talk to teammates and enemies in real-time, is where the danger is. Other gamers, often young boys, spout the worst language and foul mouthed terms you could possibly imagine. And while the player can turn off voice chat, the default setting for the Xbox and PlayStation has it on at all times.

     Overall, I wouldn't recommend this title for anyone under the age of 17. Excessive blood, tons of gore, thoroughly disturbing images, over the top language, and ridiculous levels of violence paint this game as a well-earned Mature Title.